T.J. vs The Shredder!

I've been put in charge of taking care of the paper work in our office at home by T.J. and so the other day I was shredding some bills and I accidentally put one in that was to thick. The shredder was jammed and I couldn't get it to work. I keep on bugging T.J. to fix it so I could continue on with my new responsibility. Well he finally got around to it on his day off and man did that shredder put up a fight. He had to take it all apart and pull the paper out then screw it back up. Well it didn't work and so he took it apart again and this is what happen. The shredder ATE his shirt! Out of all days to put a nice shirt on. It was a tough match and I'm pretty sure the shredder almost won but luckily T.J. got out before whole shirt was eaten. T.J. just wanted to let everyone know that his garments saved his life. THE CHURCH IS TRUE!